Super simple prom hair that lasted the whole night.
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
Oh my god. Will you marry me because you are fabulous!
to get up and get some applesauce, or to get up and go put on Supernatural? Decisions, decisions
Wearing angry bird boxers and talking about random shit (sex and hair mostly) and watching Easy A is all a girl needs to feel fabulous.